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    deadmau5 Joel Zimmerman

    dixonsbooty:

    normanreedusyoung:

    his collar bones are killing me…perfect shoulders

    can we just talk about his slippers

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    thorxndor:

    I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

    and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

    so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

    and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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    dendropsyche:

    weloveshortvideos:

    French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

    no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

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    Posted: 3 days ago
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    i am so fucking sick of condoms

    like seriously, they’re out to ruin my life. breaking, coming off, WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU LITTLE SHITS I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP MAKING ME SPEND MONEY ON MORNING AFTER PILLS

    i really need to get back on the pill. even though it made me feel like a turd all the time. i can’t afford this crap. UGH.

    also i feel like an even bigger turd when i have to take these things. i can’t win. ;__;

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    cadburycreamcoolator:

    I’M FUCKING CRYING

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    drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,
THAT’S AMORE

    drparisa:

    soulparticle:

    Grand Theft Venice

    #i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore

    WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,

    THAT’S AMORE

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    Posted: 3 days ago
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    fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

    fuocogo:

    sharkchunks:

    fennecwolfox:

    oeste:

    misterhippity:

    I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

    So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

    i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

    so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

    I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

    Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

    I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

    Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

    i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

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    Posted: 3 days ago
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    poorlittlequeenie:

    thebearqueen:

    nothing-here-go-away:

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    vegankween:

    1. Those tigers look thin.

    2. Zoos are fucking stupid.

    3. Capturing wild animals and using them for human entertainment is a super shitty thing to do.

    4. This is not cool.

    This is abuse and horrible.  Zoos are prisons.

    Some zoos only take old animals to where they are given an easy life. Their maintenance is funded by people coming into the zoo.

    Those tigers are not thin.

    "Zoos are fucking stupid" wow such science you sold me

    They weren’t captured for this purpose, they probably weren’t captured at all, it’s called rescuing. 

    This is cool.

    This is not abuse, it’s actually exercise if you think about it.

    Zoos are not prisons. Zoos allow us to rescue animals, research them, and protect them from hunters and the dangers that we, as humans, impose on them.

    I’m so done with all the shit about zoos on my fucking dash. 

    Zoos literally save animals every day so why don’t you do your freaking research.

    This comment is perfect^

    Animals come to zoos as a result of 

    • being born captive
    • getting injured in the wild and rescued to live a healthy life in captivity
    • being rescued from black market dealers, private collectors, or the like who decide that they can no longer care for the animals or who had been illegally keeping the animals
    • being in a breeding program to increase their numbers because the animal is endangered in the wild

    If you knew anything about tigers at all, you’d know that they are endangered in the wild due to poaching and hunting. It is of utmost importance that their numbers increase, or they will go extinct within the next fifty years. I don’t know what zoo this is so I don’t know their reputation, but the tigers look healthy, and this tug-of-war is good for them because some animals get stressed in zoos when they are bored. This isn’t solely to entertain zoo guests, it is to give the tigers something fun to do.

    Thank you and good day.

    ALSO ITS NOT LIKE THEY’RE FORCING THE TIGERS TO GRAB THE ROPE, THE TIGER WANTS TO PLAY

    Tigers play just like domestic cats play with each other, this is for the educational benefit of the visitors and the enrichment benefit of the tigers. Also word to the comment above. Tigers are endangered to the point that they cannot repopulate themselves in the wild, they need the help of captive institutions like zoos, where they live carefree lives free of stress and can breed and birth without fear that other predators and mating competitors will come along and eat their cubs.

    Furthermore, these tigers are NOT thin. In fact, one of the ones in the large group looks borderline obese. People who know nothing about animals need to stop talking about animals.

    Boosting the shit out of this because I’m so damn tired of whiney morons (who probably never get outside) bitching about animal’s rights when they really have no fucking clue.

    DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK.

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    owligator:

    kikiyuyu:

    I like to imagine Shepard won’t let him on the ship like that so she makes him stand outside while she hoses him down

    omg tho

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    Posted: 3 days ago
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    deadmau5 for Sea-Doo Spark

    #spark some fun!

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    deadmau5 Joel Zimmerman seadoo seadoo spark my gifs: deadmau5
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